Fuck Marry Kill
Saltburn Edition
From the three guys below, choose one to Fuck, one to Marry and one to Kill
Barry Keoghan (Oliver)
Archie Madekwe (Farleigh)
Jacob Elordi (Felix)
...and tell us why in the comments
19 comments:
Definitely going to marry Jacob Elordi! He's sexy AF, has a lovey accent, and hopefully a big uncut cock! The other two can go their merry way, though I wouldn't kick Barry put of bed for eating crackers!
I only like Jacob Elordi. Love his mustache. Tony Italian.
Barry Keoghan (Oliver)je le baise ,Jacob Elordi (Félix) je l'épouse, Archie Madekwe (Farleigh)je le tue ! ;-D
Marry Archie --- how can you resist that cutie?
The other two? Meh, who cares? 🤣
Maybe if they were naked I could make a decision. :o
Scott from Massachusetts said.
I must be getting really old, I honestly don't know any of these 3 handsome gentlemen.
CAAZ, I hope you don't mind, but my answer is going to be, I'd love to give each one a sweet BJ and swallow their man-seed.
Thanks Koba, I would not kick Barry out of bed either, I be he is a great fuck.
Thanks Tony, he is a cutie.
I bet Barry is a great fuck and same with Jacob.
LOL, Archie it is!
LOL, I wish!
That sounds like a plan Scott. They started in a movie called Saltburn (2023), it was really good. Not sure if you have the chance of watching it sometime, you won't be disappointed. You can also just google it to get a sense of the story line, the ending was priceless.
Scott from Massachusetts said,
Thanks CAAZ, I will definitely check that movie out.
My dear Caaz, here is this unmissable match that fascinates me so much. I was, that day, invited to the charity gala for the homeless organized by Barry. As usual, I wore a tuxedo, a white ruffled shirt and a bow tie. I was sitting at a table with show business celebrities. At the table opposite was Jacob among other celebrities, I couldn't take my eyes off him, he was so sexy with his little mustache and three-day beard.He turned me on so much that I got a hard-on in my underwear. After apologizing to his neighbors, he got up and went to the bathroom, and I decided to follow him. I got up too, damn! My erection was visible in my pants, which were squeezing my penis. As if nothing had happened, I continued on my way, while the guests were amazed by the tension in my crotch.He was at the urinals; it was nice to see him relieve his bladder and it turned me on even more. Having noticed my erection, he entered a toilet, taking care to leave the door open and greeting me with a nod. As soon as I joined him, he pushed me against the wall, pulled down my pants and penetrated me without restraint. I cried out with pleasure, his thrusts were so ardent.Alerted by my cries of pleasure, Barry arrived with Archie. The latter, outraged by what he saw, roared in anger, calling me an immoral slut. Barry hit him violently on the head, and he died from the blow. Barry dropped him to the ground, joined us and pushed his hardened member into my mouth where he quickly ejaculated. Jacob ejaculated in turn, telling me, now that I have impregnated you, you become my husband and Barry will be your lover during my absences. Big kisses my dear Friend
I just love your responses to this feature my dear friend Max. This one, is so well crafted and had me deeply engaged from the first sentence. Thank you Max for putting a smile on my face this Thursday morning. Hugs.
i'd fuck archie, marry jacob & off barry
Appreciate the comment!
Fuck and marry Jacob Elordie, the other two can go out on their way
LOL, thanks Alex.
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