Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Fuck Marry Kill

  Fuck Marry Kill

   Christmas Edition


From the three guys below, choose one to Fuck, one to Marry and one to Kill


Santa


Grinch 

Elf

...and tell us why in the comments

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Santa marido,Grinch amante y el Elf,ultima opción,Amigo venezolano, Cúcuta

CAAZ said...

Thanks for playing along Cucuta, Merry Christmas.

whkattk said...

Fuck Santa, Marry the Grinch, Kill the elf. No particular reason....

Jeremy said...

merry christmas :-)

Anonymous said...

Scott from Massachusetts said.

#1) OH, I'd marry Santa, I love's me a big boy, that brings me presents.
#2) It's a cinch I'd kill the Grinch!
#3) I'd love to fuck a cute little eager bottom elf.

Jeff said...

Grinch - he’s just too cute!!

CAAZ said...

LOL, sounds good to me.

CAAZ said...

Merry Christmas Jeremy!

CAAZ said...

LOL, you always make me smile Scott, love your choices an reasons.

CAAZ said...

He sure is!

tonyitalian1951@comcast.net said...

I WANT TO DO ALL THREE ACTIONS WITH GUY 2. He is cutely gorgeous. Tony Italian.

sthrnbro said...

Marry the Grinch for sure. Who couldn’t look at that every day for the rest of their lives? Fuck the elf because of my fascination with little people, and kill Santa. Just kill him. Santa has always been a bitter disappointment.

CAAZ said...

Thanks Tony, he is very delightful and easy on the eyes.

CAAZ said...

LOL! Love your comment sthrnbro!

Maxime Camus said...

My dear friend, it has been a very long time since I last played this delightful game. Please excuse me; I lacked inspiration, and I was afraid of repeating myself and boring you.
Here I am, early in the morning, waking up in our country house under the snow that fell the day before. I opened the living room windows; the landscape was wonderful, the fire was still blazing in the fireplace. After adding a few more logs, I went into the kitchen and made myself a coffee. My eyes were fixed on the Christmas tree; I couldn't believe it. Santa was still there, surrounded by the gifts he had brought me, but naked, his member at its peak. I went over to him. In a deep voice, he said, "Ho ho ho, my little Maxou, I've been waiting for you so I can nurse you with my milk." With my hands outstretched before him, as I softly thanked him, I felt an intense sensation of pleasure in my perineum. I was about to turn around to see what was happening, but Santa Claus held my head and said, "Shh, it's the Grinch taking care of your love flower with sweet words," then he continued, "Mrs. Claus is no more, you will replace her by becoming mine." Elf, who was prowling nearby, jealous of what he'd just overheard, gave me a tremendous kick. Grinch sent him flying with a powerful punch, and he landed in the burning hearth of the fireplace. That's how Santa married me, Grinch became my lover, and Elf died in agony. Tender kiss, my friend.

CAAZ said...

I love it Max, what a wonderful Christmas gift your reply is! You are so talented and your creativity amazes me. Please don't ever feel forced to play, but when you are inspired and want to give it ago, you are always welcome dear friend. Hugs and kisses.

Tim23832 said...

Marry Santa, fuck Grinch, kill elf. I could marry Grinch if I had a peek at his Grinchmas chest.

CAAZ said...

LOL, thanks Tim, appreciate you playing along.